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Monster Im so ugly Ghost Its not from Flashcomment Beauty jokes Jokes
Monster: I'm so ugly. Ghost: It's not that bad! Monster: It is! When my grandfather was born they passed out cigars. When my father was born they just passed out cigarettes. When I was born they simply passed out.

Last night I dreamt I was dancing from Flashcomment Beauty jokes Jokes
Last night I dreamt I was dancing with the most beautiful girl in the world What was I wearing ?

My boyfriend thinks Im beautifulWell they do from Flashcomment Beauty jokes Jokes
My boyfriend thinks I'm beautiful Well they do say that love is blind !

Your uglyAnd youre drunkYes but in the from Flashcomment Beauty jokes Jokes
Your ugly. And you're drunk. Yes, but in the morning I'll be sober !

I dont think these photographs youve taken from Flashcomment Beauty jokes Jokes
I don't think these photographs you've taken do me justice. You don't want justice - you want mercy !

What did the really ugly man do from Flashcomment Beauty jokes Jokes
What did the really ugly man do for a living ? He posed for Halloween masks !

I cant understand why people say my from Flashcomment Beauty jokes Jokes
I can't understand why people say my girlfriend's legs look like matchsticks. They do look like sticks - but they certainly don't match.

Two teenage boys were talking in the from Flashcomment Beauty jokes Jokes
Two teenage boys were talking in the classroom. One said, 'I took my girlfriend to see 'The bride of Dracula' last night.' 'Oh yeah,' said the other, ' what was she like ?' 'Well she was about six foot six, white as a ghost and she had big red staring eyes and fangs.' The other said, 'Yes, but what was 'The Bride of Dracula' like ?'

Beautician Did that mud pack I gave from Flashcomment Beauty jokes Jokes
Beautician: Did that mud pack I gave you for your girlfriend improve her appearance ? Man: It did for a while - then it fell off.

Julie had broken off her engagement Her from Flashcomment Beauty jokes Jokes
Julie had broken off her engagement. Her friend asked her what had happened. 'I thought it was love at first sight,' said Julie. 'It was, but it was the second and third sights that changed my mind.

Bill My sister has lovely long red from Flashcomment Beauty jokes Jokes
Bill: My sister has lovely long red hair all down her back. Will: Pity it's not on her head.

Shes the kind of girl that boys from Flashcomment Beauty jokes Jokes
She's the kind of girl that boys look at twice - they can't believe it the first time.

Did you hear about the girl monster from Flashcomment Beauty jokes Jokes
Did you hear about the girl monster who wasn't pretty and wasn't ugly ? She was pretty ugly

Mary Do you think my sisters pretty from Flashcomment Beauty jokes Jokes
Mary: Do you think my sister's pretty ? Gary: Well, let's just say if you pulled her pigtail she'd probably say 'oink, oink '!

Girlfriend Will you love me when Im from Flashcomment Beauty jokes Jokes
Girlfriend: Will you love me when I'm old and fat and ugly? Boyfriend: Of course I do !

Little Johnny and his mother were on from Flashcomment Beauty jokes Jokes
Little Johnny and his mother were on a train. Johnny leant over and started to whisper in his mother's ear. 'Johnny, how many times have I told you,' said his mother, ' it's rude to whisper. If you have something to say, say it out loud.' 'OK, said Johnny, 'why does the lady over there look like an ugly, haggard old witch ?'

A woman went to a sweet store from Flashcomment Beauty jokes Jokes
A woman went to a sweet store to buy some sweets. The boy behind the counter said "Gosh, your ugly aren't you?, I've never seen anyone so hideous as you before" "Young man" she replied. " I didn't come here to be insulted" "Really", he said, "Where do you usually go ?"

My boyfriend says I look like a from Flashcomment Beauty jokes Jokes
"My boyfriend says I look like a dishy Italian!"said Miss Conceited. ''Then he's right said her little brother.''Sophia Loren?'' "No-spaghetti!''

A little boy came running into the from Flashcomment Beauty jokes Jokes
A little boy came running into the kitchen. 'Dad, dad' he said, 'there's a monster at the door with a really ugly face' 'Tell him you've already got one,' said his father !

What is yellow and goes clickclick A from Flashcomment Beauty jokes Jokes
What is yellow and goes click-click? A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older? Wizard: With luck, yes. Witch: